Tuesday 29 January 2013

Love And Hip Hop season 3 episode 3: Joe Budden Foolery, Erica Mena Foolery - the whole show of foolery just goes on

And the foolery goes on... I'm jumping in and out of scenes but it's all rubbish so what the heck!

Lore'l 'Because I'm Worth It' and Erica Mena just bitching about stuff which nobody really gets. Sorry I mean Erica bitching about stuff Lore'l doesn't have a clue.


Not covering anything about the most boring couple - Jen Pen and Con Teeth Man.



Yandy and Mendeecees .... enough said. Mendeecees seems like he's still in diapers. I'm done with this so-call relationship...



Joe Budden is still on drugs - is that why he doesn't shave? Or does he have hidden pus razor bumps rash? I think he and Raqi should just have sex! Who really cares about this contrived conversation. I guess I do that's why I watch it but it's so false.




Tahiry and her 'almost-could-have-been' mother-in-law talk about Joe Budden's drug issues.  Haven't Tahiry broken up - like three years ago? Is she like his baby mother? Who give a fuck? she wants to help Joe with his habit. Why doesn't she does leave him alone? Oh sorry, I forget she gets a check and exposure for this show.




Yandy gets some 'made-in-cheap-slave-labour- junk' jewelry show. Erica and Olivia go off at each other - sorry Erica goes off at Olivia and Olivia laughs it off.


Erica doesn't understand Olivia and Rich Dollaz have a working business relationship - hood loyalty doesn't come in to it - but Erica Mena needs to keep herself relevant as this tough talking mouth chick...

Yawn... are you bored now... so am I

Wednesday 23 January 2013

King Beyonce, Queen Beyonce and the hustle of fame: ip-synced the American National Anthem at the President Barack Obama second inauguration.

What does it matter if she sang or not? What does it matter if she lip-synced the American National Anthem at the President Barack Obama second inauguration. What does it matter at all? Not really - it's great gossip and shows in a way how much Beyonce takes it for granted she can do everything.





The problem is that Beyonce Knowles wants it all. And she had to make difficult decisions because she wants it all. Headlining the SuperBowl and singing at the President's inauguration. What Beyonce didn't realise was in terms of patriotic duty as soon as she accepted the invitation to perform at his inauguration all others invitation fell short. Well in theory however the President's inauguration is about honour and the SuperBowl is about money!


Beyonce's Patriotic Duty 

But she wanted both hence it's alleged that she only did a couple of rehearsals with the Marine Band and knowing herself on the day decided she wanted to go the prerecorded version while singing on top. More complicated.

In reality singing for the American National Anthem for  President and her fellow countrymen and women - the American people should have been such an honour that alleged the schedule conflicts of SuperBowl shouldn't have come into at all.

Singing the national anthem at the President's inauguration is such an honour and historical event that nothing should compare because it will be written down in history.  It is sung to leader of a nation and everyone within. It's a patriotic duty to do one's best. Conflict in theory shouldn't really come into.

Beyonce Knowles - the Business woman and publicity of the Superbowl

Singing about the Superbowl is about money, power and publicity. The Super Bowl is the annual championship game of the National Football League (NFL). It's simply an opportunity she could not turn down. So she was trying to juggle it with the president's inauguration.


Conclusion

The only problem r the whole National Anthem  lip-syncing will go down in history books next to her name - it will be did Beyonce lip-sync or not. Not a big deal but great gossip and talking point!

Saturday 19 January 2013

Love And Hip Hop season 3 episode 1: Tahiry Jose, Raqi thunda act like deranged chicks over an ugly Joe Budden. Yandy Smith mothers immature Mandeecees Harris and the rest of the foolery goes on...

Another season of more irrelevant people. The show seems dry and even the fights are staged. What gets me is that a lot of the issues apart from Rich Dollaz, Erica Mena and Olivia seem stuff in the past.

Joe Budden relationship with  Tahiry Jose is old news as is Tahiry Jose issue with Raqi Thunda. It seems they are digging up the past for the stake of a story line. Because a woman as pretty as Tahiry Jose will be over him in four years. It's about fame and cashing reality show checks.


Joe 'The beard' Budden. This guy looks 32 going on 50. Don't do drugs, yo, cause it sucks your youth.  Not sure about his beard.

Tahiry Jose and Joe Budden play mind games.


Anyway this chick Tahiry Jose appears to have made-up or maybe real anger management issues wants Joe Budden back. Anger management chick and ex-junkie - what a combo. When she flipped the table that was so fake and phony.


 She seems a bit mad because she is talking like she is still going out with him. Mixed messages. Is Tahiry Jose  so desperate for exposure and a pay-check that she wants relive her relationship with Joe Budden and pretend that she wants him back.

Yandy Smith and Mandeecees Harris : child play.

Mandeecees (Yo what's with the spelling?) Harris is so immature I'm surprised that Yandy isn't breast-feeding him and wiping his ass too. He is worse than Lil Scrappy.


With the alleged allegations against him I'm not surprised because he seems mentally to be about six. And Yandy seems like his mother. She was always lecturing him like a child.



The baby shower was pretty disgraceful but then I thought it was mostly a woman's affair so I can see his point about wanting to bounce.  But really Yandy Smith - is that the father of your child? Mandeecees Harris seems barely out of diapers himself.


Rich Dollaz

Richie Dollaz is trying to make Erica Meanz upmarket but she's dumb and doesn't really understand. She doesn't understand that after doing the booty magazines it's time to upgrade to mainstream booty magazines - like Maxim magazine

Raqi Thunda and Tahiry Jose

These girls are fighting over a dead finished relationship. Tahiry Jose and Joe Budden broke up years ago and now for the sake of a check. Really. To me it looks like the Chrissy Lampkins and Yandy Smith of this season. Raqi is the 'friend' and Tahiry is the 'ex'.


 We can't blame Tahiry Jose for thinking Joe Budden and Raqi Thunda slept together some point because it's so strange. It could have just being a moment where both pulled back because there is a chemistry and closeness between them that points to that.


Olivia Longott.


Not sure why she is doing this series because I thought her career was going well. Anyway as always Olivia Longott is straight up and to the point.

You know Olivia Longott is always blunt. Now she wants to find out about Richie Dollaz and Erica Mena.


The pool side party fight.

This is a set up but I'm not sure why Tahiry Jose is so aggressive and possessive over Joe Budden - we seem to forget that he has a girlfriend as well. I'm not sure why Raqi and Tahiry have issues over some ugly man with a beard. Anyway maybe Raqi Thunda had too many cocktails before Tahiry Jose appeared and so it all kicked off.


 However these two know they are on camera to fight and it does play off because of the exposure - so what's a few bruise, cuts and thrown cocktails between getting famous.

Friday 18 January 2013

Love & Hip Hop Season 3 Episode 2: The drug addicts and more irrelevant bullshit.

 I'm keeping my reviews short and sweet - or sour and bitter. Let's face it - the show is tired, boring and full of desperate irrelevant people.

This episode is basically about drug addicts keeping clean, chicks fighting over useless men and the rest of the rubbish.

So we have Joe 'the beard' Budden crying like a baby with his Mama about keeping clean. Whatever...



The apparently his new girl Kaylin tells him her purpose is to keep in clean - hmmm...I'd rather he kept my ass in Gucci, Louie V and Prada. Not my problem a man can't keep his nose clean. That is his own fucking problem. Common he needs to grow up and be a man - not whine about drugs, craziness and wanting to be clean. Fuck him - I'm done with his pathetic ass.



Then we have Consequence 'big teeth' boy talking about some bullshit I don't even care about it. Okay, his side bitch baby momma Jen keeps whining about Con Big Teeth not giving her any cash.


 Well maybe she should use what's between her legs and walk that fancy block where they live.

Erica and Richie 'no' Dollaz is boring. She bitches about her independence to Richie while sucking his part of his anatomy. I'm done with this bs for real.

This is season of love and hip hop is Dry. Boring. Rubbish. Hustling bitches.

It's just recycled material of previous season.

Enough said.

The case of $95 million, Mel Tucker, Willy Bo-bo and inappropriate sexual conducts on the telephone.

Mel, Mel, Mel. It's tough. Mr Tucker. I discussed this case with someone and it's shame. It's a shame that it came to that. List...